God and Tobacco

[halloweenjack]

From a Decatur (Illinois) Herald & Review story on local hospitals banning smoking on their premises, starting July 4:

Taylor said she feels it would be inconceivable to ban smoking in a person's car.

"When you've got somebody in (the hospital), you need a break for a cigarette," she said. "I'll smoke in my car if I (want to). Only 14 percent of people are against God, but the 86 percent of people who believe in him are getting their rights taken away in public areas. Now it's working its way down to cigarettes. Next, they're going to tell us we can't smoke in our own homes."

When they said that it was inappropriate for the Ten Commandments to be posted in courtrooms, I didn't say anything because I wasn't a fundamentalist looney. When they said that it was inappropriate for someone to fire up a cancer stick at Marlboro Man Memorial while Uncle Clem was having most of his emphysematic lungs taken out, I didn't say anything...

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[jackolantern.livejournal.com]

When our high school got the lecture with the slide show that showed the guy with tongue cancer and the guy smoking a cigarette through his tracheotomy hole, I was glad that I hadn't picked up the habit some years earlier, when some of the kids at the group home tried to teach me to smoke. Still, I smoked those little cigars for a short while in college... I have a small white growth on the tip of my tongue that my doctor is 99.9% sure is just a hypertrophied taste bud, but I'm still going to get it snipped off and tested in a couple of weeks.