King of the Wild Frontier

Receiving transmission from Boing Boing: A lot of kids around my age got an itch to become an astronaut after watching the moon landings; I'm guessing that none of us, however, thought that we'd ever go on an entirely different sort of "mission". The thing about the diapers is especially disturbing; how long does it take to run into the bathroom while you're stopping for gas? Ick.