Worst Band Names

[halloweenjack]

From the Onion, where else?  My favorite: Bi Furious.

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[alessar.livejournal.com]

Wow those ARE bad. Glad I'm not a Rock Band player trying to scrape up some mucky name. XD

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

Actually, a lot of these would make AWESOME superhero names.

Especially for characters by Bob Burden or Grant Morrison.

"Mental Afro" could be a great psychedelic blaxploitation hero - Luke Cage meets Ditko-style Doctor Strange! - whose archenemies are the martial arts squad known as the "Baboon Torture Division."

Hell, I'm pretty sure the "Electric Vagina" actually was a character in Joe Casey's Automatic Kafka.

Holy shit ... "Rape Ape?" I created that character, as a supervillain for the Parodyverse (http://www.mangacool.net/parodyverse/)! It was easy enough; I just imagined Gorilla Grodd being written by Garth Ennis ...

Please post this on KBOX. :)

[cookiebeyotch.livejournal.com]

Slut Barf made me laugh an entirely inappropriate amount, especially considering that I was reading this at the reference desk...