Libratorr comes... in the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

[halloweenjack]

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Librator!

[alessar.livejournal.com]

There really ought to be a library-themed supergroup. (Note that if you go and form one on me right now, I won't have time to participate.)

Re: Librator!

[jackolantern.livejournal.com]

I've thought about forming one with Halloweve as the head, since she's a librarian at the Salamanca campus, but yeah... barely have enough time to play as it is.

[turkelicious.livejournal.com]

there is a store by my flat that is selling "guybrarian" tee-shirts. sort of hoping that isn't becoming a trend.

[librarista.livejournal.com]

I said this on one of the library communities and I'll probably be saying it more. "Guybrarian" to men sounds like someone who catalogs men and helps patrons find them. Which would be an awesome job and is totally not what the term is supposed to mean. Librariman is a better word, I think.

Well, no. That's a stupid word but it makes more sense to me than guybrarian. It also sounds like a superhero. Libraryman! Organizer of knowledge, defender of privacy, and upholder of the Dewey Decimal System!

Considering all the other niches that porn has capitalized upon lately ...

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

... Between "My Friend's Hot Mom," "My Sister's Hot Friend," "My First Sex Teacher," "Naughty Neighbors" and "Naughty Office," I'm surprised no one has come up with a porn site devoted exclusively to library-and librarian-themed sexual scenarios. If you think about it, it's even easier than the age-old "Pizza Delivery" standby:

"Oh ... I'm terribly sorry, ma'am, but I don't seem to have the money for my late fees ..."
"Really? Then we'll have to find some ... other way for you to pay."

Cue the music from the Blue Oyster Bar ...

Re: Considering all the other niches that porn has capitalized upon lately ...

[jackolantern.livejournal.com]

Well, there is an LJ comm called sexylibrarians... Probably there is such a site, somewhere.

Re: Considering all the other niches that porn has capitalized upon lately ...

[librarista.livejournal.com]

There is a site that has damn near librarian porn, and lots of men have fetishes for the uptight but hot librarian who suddenly becomes a nymphomaniac when her hair comes down. There's a pulp novel called Nymphomaniac Librarian but I've only seen the cover.

Which isn't at all what you're talking about. I don't think library porn would happen because it'd call for too much of a set. You can't make a motel room look like a library with a tiny budget. Though the librarian could go to the patron's house to discuss their massive fines and things could go from there. But in my case the fantasy is just to abuse my access to patrons' information and go to their homes to collect long overdue items and maybe inflict violence or vandalize property. The satisfaction I'd gain would be almost sexual for me, but probably not for the average porn consumer. I imagine there would be a decent market for this kind of film among library workers, though. No sex, just revenge.

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

There is a site that has damn near librarian porn [...]

LINK???

[...] Lots of men have fetishes for the uptight but hot librarian who suddenly becomes a nymphomaniac when her hair comes down [...] Which isn't at all what you're talking about.

Um, actually, those elements do kind of play a considerable role in many of my fantasies, yes. It's kind of like the best aspects of the "nerd girl" and "office lady" fantasies combined, in that sense.

I don't think library porn would happen because it'd call for too much of a set. You can't make a motel room look like a library with a tiny budget.

I wouldn't think it would cost too much more than what they spend on their relatively credible-looking office sets, for the "dominant female boss makes her submissive male employees eat her pussy for positive performance reviews" scenarios.

But in my case the fantasy is just to abuse my access to patrons' information and go to their homes to collect long overdue items and maybe inflict violence or vandalize property. The satisfaction I'd gain would be almost sexual for me, but probably not for the average porn consumer. I imagine there would be a decent market for this kind of film among library workers, though.

But if it was done in Japan, with native Japanese actors, it would probably be hailed as the next step in J-horror cinema, akin to Audition.

[librarista.livejournal.com]

Link: http://www.jessamyn.com/naked/

You know more about porn settings than I do. I'm apparently only watching the low budget stuff.

Thank you. :)

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

You know more about porn settings than I do.

No offense, but that's kind of like telling Bobby Fischer, "You know more about playing chess than I do."

There's only so many times you can watch women getting fucked in the ass before you start to notice the decor of the rooms they're in, if only via osmosis.

I'm apparently only watching the low budget stuff.

I wouldn't call it "high-budget," but even mid-tier porn manages to do shoots in locations that can pass for classrooms and offices, so a library shouldn't be too much more complicated.

[turkelicious.livejournal.com]

haha they already have capitalized on it. not that i know from personal experience or anything.

[atia-julii.livejournal.com]

This is made of win, yet fail.

LIBRATORRR!

[atia-julii.livejournal.com]

Fail because I've run into the "men can't be librarians!" thing before. Poor guys.

[magicgenee.livejournal.com]

I think it should be Librara-THOR.

When you bring books back late, you get hit with the hammer.

Or maybe I've been watching too much "Adventures in Babysitting."

[jackolantern.livejournal.com]

The traditional tool of a librarian (http://www.indiamart.com/gayatrigraphicsinc/pcat-gifs/products-small/flash-pre-ink-stamp-mounts.jpg), suspiciously hammer-shaped. Coincidence? I say thee nay!