Your fauxhawk-fu is strong

[halloweenjack]

Truly, a thing of beauty and a joy forever. According to this article, she was driving around with her fo' sticking out of the sunroof of her car, and yet it maintained its awesome structural integrity--there must be a new hole in the ozone layer above Nashville from all of the hairspray that must have been used.

Comments

[nathangphd.livejournal.com]

According to the (*ahem*) crack reports at the CA, it was a combination of mousse, gel, and hairspray that got her 'do jacked to Jesus. And of course she got stopped in Midtown... can you imagine if she'd pulled that shit in Germantown? :D

[jackolantern.livejournal.com]

Weird... why did I think it was Nashville? Anyway. Yeah, I think that Germantown probably has all of the entrances to town rigged with mines that are connected to freakdars.