People that need to get the hell off my damn planet, dispatch #1

[halloweenjack]

So this guy sees a woman's picture in the paper and gets an immediate, powerful crush on her. He decides that he has to meet her, no matter what.

Problem is, the picture accompanies her obituary.

Unfortunately, that doesn't stop him...

Comments

[jackolantern.livejournal.com]

Well, it wasn't anything particularly diabolical--it's a link from The Smoking Gun site, the same site that busted James Frey. They usually specialize in embarrassing mug shots and weird things that stars want in their dressing rooms and the like.