People that need to get the hell off my damn planet, dispatch #1

[halloweenjack]

So this guy sees a woman's picture in the paper and gets an immediate, powerful crush on her. He decides that he has to meet her, no matter what.

Problem is, the picture accompanies her obituary.

Unfortunately, that doesn't stop him...

Comments

[a-nightengale.livejournal.com]

Oh. my. fucking. gawd.

Given that his choice of reproductive act didn't kill him, he's not eligible for a Darwin, but given that it also wouldn't reproduce his genes (and we certainly DON'T want that), I'd say he could qualify for an Honorable Mention -- or would, if he actually did the deed instead of thankfully being caught somewhat beforehand, at least if I read the report correctly.