Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Stephen Colbert. I loved him on Strangers with Candy, and my feelings for him now... seriously, watch the video on the aforelinked site.
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Move over Jon Stewart, I have a new hero
Date: 2006-05-02 04:24 am (UTC)Full transcript available on the Daily Kos (http://dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/4/30/1441/59811).
"[L]et's review the rules. Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know - fiction!"
Zing!
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Date: 2006-05-02 10:48 am (UTC)"There's still liquid in the glass. But I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash."
Date: 2006-05-02 03:24 pm (UTC)