King of the Wild Frontier

And people wonder why I moved away twenty years ago. (You might also note that not only doesn't Wisconsin have a law against necrophilia, the geniuses in the Wisconsin Legislature actually have members who don't see why Wisconsin needs one. Oh, they can spend all day voting for the State Insect and the State Ice Cream and the State Invertebrate Fossil, but you can't expect them to work, now can you?)