Just gonna have to be a different man

[halloweenjack]

Just in case you've wondered who I am (if you don't know already): I'm Eugene M. Peachey of New York, NY. At least I am according to the Fake Name Generator, which generates a whole new identity for you--including mother's maiden name and (completely fake, they stress) Visa card number, every time you reload the page. I like the touch that there's an automatic Google search link for your new name, so that you can check out your neudoppelgangers.