Feb. 10th, 2009

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OK, so you're a Mafia hit man. You've whacked a couple of goombahs. You did a few years, but got out early because you cut a deal with the feds. You also went into the witness protection program so that you, yourself, would not get whacked.

If you found yourself in the above scenario, you probably would not go into a field of business that might connect you with your true ethnicity, such as, for example, opening an Italian restaurant. And if you did decide to open an Italian restaurant, probably the last thing that you would call it would be, say, Goombah's. And if, for some unfathomable reason, you opened an Italian restaurant named Goombah's, probably the very, very, very last thing that you would do would be to pistol-whip one of your customers because he complained about how his calzone was prepared.

You would not do that because you are not Joey Calco.




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