Your fauxhawk-fu is strong

Truly, a thing of beauty and a joy forever. According to this article, she was driving around with her fo' sticking out of the sunroof of her car, and yet it maintained its awesome structural integrity--there must be a new hole in the ozone layer above Nashville from all of the hairspray that must have been used.

Makes Mayberry look like Gotham City

Headline (and by headline, I mean front page, above the fold, big print) from one of the local small-town papers:

Canton police dog Roko should retire for health reasons

...they keep telling Roko that he's getting too old for the job, that one of these days some punk will get the drop on him, but damnit, he's got that one last case to crack.