Makes Mayberry look like Gotham City

[halloweenjack]

Headline (and by headline, I mean front page, above the fold, big print) from one of the local small-town papers:

Canton police dog Roko should retire for health reasons

...they keep telling Roko that he's getting too old for the job, that one of these days some punk will get the drop on him, but damnit, he's got that one last case to crack.