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Oh, Canada?
Nov. 3rd, 2004 08:58 pmGot a proposition for ya. We've had some problems with the neighbors--you may have heard about it--and we're looking for new roommates.
Yeah, I know, you've heard it before, but things have changed. We've now got New Hampshire and have given up Florida. (Shame, really, because I've got friends there, but if they really want to live in a tropical paradise, there's always Hawaii.) We've got the better economy, most of the brains, Microsoft, Silicon Valley, and Hollywood, although we may have to give up Southern California if we can't dislodge the Governator. If the Red States have a problem with this, well, we have most of the aerospace industry and the Navy. Besides, what can the Old Confederacy possibly have to object about it? For all of those western states who are always bitching about interference from Washington, no prob--we're taking DC with us! (All those grand old buildings will become part of Disneyland Maryland--it'll do wonders for the local economy.) Hey, our would-be leader even speaks French!
One small request--could the sidebars of your flag be turned blue, for sentimental reasons? I understand that that was part of the original design. Thanks. It's not like you'd have to add extra stars or anything.
Your pals,
The Blue States.
Yeah, I know, you've heard it before, but things have changed. We've now got New Hampshire and have given up Florida. (Shame, really, because I've got friends there, but if they really want to live in a tropical paradise, there's always Hawaii.) We've got the better economy, most of the brains, Microsoft, Silicon Valley, and Hollywood, although we may have to give up Southern California if we can't dislodge the Governator. If the Red States have a problem with this, well, we have most of the aerospace industry and the Navy. Besides, what can the Old Confederacy possibly have to object about it? For all of those western states who are always bitching about interference from Washington, no prob--we're taking DC with us! (All those grand old buildings will become part of Disneyland Maryland--it'll do wonders for the local economy.) Hey, our would-be leader even speaks French!
One small request--could the sidebars of your flag be turned blue, for sentimental reasons? I understand that that was part of the original design. Thanks. It's not like you'd have to add extra stars or anything.
Your pals,
The Blue States.